What's this? A post, by golly! This never happens and I know for a fact no one will ever see it.

So that new boy? I've been married to him for two years now. In fact, today is our anniversary.
I don't think we have any plans at all, even though I've been bringing it up for a while. Aw, well, I'm sure he has something up this sleeve.

Working for my father's company doing safety now, it's actually going really well and I'm very excited about the future.

Very excited indeed.